Geogrpahy of Women

Between the ages of 15 – 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

 

 

 

Between the ages of 20 – 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

 

 

  

Between the ages of 30 – 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful!!!!!!!!!

 

 

  

Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

 

 

  

Between the ages of 40 – 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

 

 

  

Between the ages of 50 – 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

 

 

  

Between the ages of 60 – 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

 

 

 

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

Blonde Joke

Why girls don’t like software guys

Permission Slips

These are very important documents and need to be available to any man, you are free to Print and use them, Also it would be very good to foreword them to your friends

 

Husband Night Out Permission Slip

 

Wife Night Out Permission Slip