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Posts Tagged ‘girl’

Geogrpahy of Women

Posted by malakablog on October 24, 2008

Between the ages of 15 – 20 a woman is like Africa.
She is half discovered, half wild.

 

 

 

Between the ages of 20 – 30 a woman is like America.
Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

 

 

  

Between the ages of 30 – 35, she is like India & Japan.
Very hot, wise and beautiful!!!!!!!!!

 

 

  

Between the ages of 35 – 40 a woman is like France.
She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

 

 

  

Between the ages of 40 – 50 she is like Germany.
She lost the war but not the hope.

 

 

  

Between the ages of 50 – 60 she is like Russia.
Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

 

 

  

Between the ages of 60 – 70 a woman is like England.
With a glorious past but no future.

 

 

 

After 70, they become Siberia.
Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

 

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Blonde Joke

Posted by malakablog on October 7, 2008








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Why girls don’t like software guys

Posted by malakablog on August 15, 2008

softwareguy

softwareguy

softwareguy

softwareguy

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